105 Results for : groan
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Dangerous Crush: Dangerous Noise, Book 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 487min
Rock star Kit Lockhart can have any woman he wants...any woman except her.Piper Strong is tired of being the innocent one. So what if she's a virgin who avoids booze? That doesn't make her naive. Why is it she's supposed to know exactly what she wants at only 19? She studies hard. She hangs out with her friends. She tries to date, but she keeps comparing guys to Kit. And no one has his soulful eyes, or his dark hair, or his deep chuckle.Kit Lockhart is on the straight and narrow. The brooding bassist is fresh out of rehab and ready to resist temptation. Like the feisty blonde who has been crushing on him for ages. His best friend's kid sister is off limits. Only she's not a kid anymore. And no matter how hard he tries, he can't see her as anything but a woman. A woman he wants in his bed. Now.Kit can't stop thinking about her blue eyes filled with pleasure. Her pink lips parting with a groan. Her soft body under his...He'll get over it. The two of them together equals the end of Dangerous Noise, and Kit's not about to lose the only family he's ever had.Dangerous Crush is a full-length stand-alone romance with a brother's best friend theme.Dangerous Noise follows the men of rock band Dangerous Noise and the women they love. Each book is a full-length stand-alone with a HEA. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Wen Ross, Kai Kennicott. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/091842/bk_acx0_091842_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Spirit of Prayer , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 453min
We starve in the midst of plenty, groan under infirmities, with the remedy in our own hand; live and die without knowing and feeling any thing of the one, only good, whilst we have it in our power to know and enjoy it in as great a reality, as we know and feel the power of this world over us: For Heaven is as near to our souls, as this world is to our bodies; and we are created, we are redeemed, to have our conversation in it. God, the only good of all intelligent natures, is not an absent or distant God, but is more present in and to our souls, than our own bodies; and we are strangers to Heaven, and without God in the world, for this only reason, because we are void of that spirit of prayer, which alone can, and never fails to unite us with the one, only good, and to open Heaven and the kingdom of God within us. A root set in the finest soil, in the best climate, and blessed with all that sun, and air, and rain can do for it, is not in so sure a way of its growth to perfection, as every man may be, whose spirit aspires after all that, which God is ready and infinitely desirous to give him. For the sun meets not the springing bud that stretches towards him with half that certainty, as God, the source of all good, communicates himself to the soul that longs to partake of him. (William Law) ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Charles Olsen. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/161123/bk_acx0_161123_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Mail Order Brides Collection: Six Christian Western Romances, Book 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 535min
God’s Way of Sending A Mail Order Husband: Abby, William, And The Little Man, is about young Abby who just loves horses. She’s out riding one day when she hears a thud and then a groan and then a mustang runs right past her and her mare. She finds out that the thud was the son of a neighboring rancher who she hasn’t seen for years. Arriving With Her Beloved Children, is an incredibly moving story about love; love for people of another race, love for children with special needs, and love between a man and a woman - a surprise mail order bride--who can give nothing but kindness to all who surround them. Maggie Falls Off A Train, is about finding a man, literally, as a woman who is recovering from sickness and after traveling cross-country, falls from the train and into a handsome stranger’s arms. Just why was he right there, at just the right moment? He Said You’d Come, is about what happens to a woman abandoned in the desert by her abusive and mentally ill husband, and how she survives. The Western Mail Order Bride: Gold Of A Different Kind, is about one young woman forced into prostitution, along with her sister, and how she was saved by a lonely preacher in Montana who wanted nothing more than a wife to love and cherish. Surviving The Wolves, is about a high society woman in NYC who gets sent off to Oregon to be the bride of a lonely outpost ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Joe Smith. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/026965/bk_acx0_026965_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Midnight Conquest: Bonded by Blood Vampire Chronicles, Book 1, Hörbuch, Digital, 746min
Stewart Glen, Scotland - 1514 Masked in a Gypsy guise, Broderick MacDougal hides his vampiric identity while seeking to destroy the man who slaughtered his family. When an old Clan rival ensnares Broderick in a trap using an enticing widow, he is compelled to discover if she is bait or an accomplice, and the cinnamon-haired beauty is his next conquest. Widow of an abusive husband, Davina Stewart-Russell clings to the only image that gave her strength during those dark times - the Gypsy rogue who stole her heart as a youth. After nine years, she is finally face-to-face with him again, but reality clashes with fantasy as she is confronted with Broderick's passionate pursuit. When Davina's past returns to haunt her, Broderick is forced to reveal a dark secret worse than anything Davina thought possible. The challenge before them has fatal risks and neither of them is prepared for the sacrifices expected for the sake of eternal love. Listener Advisory: The abridged version of Midnight Conquest still includes all the original storyline details, action and nail-biting scenes of violence and domestic abuse. (Don't worry...the bad guys get it in the end!). However, the love scenes have been edited and are no longer described in graphic and direct language, in order to appeal to a wider audience. As such, there are no more "glistening folds" details. (Collective groan of disappointment ensues...) Though this story can be enjoyed by listeners slightly younger than 18, parental discretion is still advised. Language: English. Narrator: David Monteath. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/030821/bk_acx0_030821_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Still Broke, Hörbuch, Digital, 51min, (USK 18)
Not for the faint of heart is an understatement. Still Broke, the latest album from comedian Adam Hunter, doesn’t ask for permission nor does it beg for forgiveness. Adam isn’t afraid to voice brutally honest resentment towards his newfound marriage, roast his audiences’ appearance, or embrace taboos. He is a talented performer and writer, an absurd, ballsy, one-of-a-kind smart aleck. Most importantly, the artist and album walks a fine line between provoking outrage and being off-putting. Still Broke is knowingly glib. Adam uses stereotypes and sensitive topics as a launchpad for brash imagination, not for rancor or malice. He invites the audience to respond to his problematic playfulness; there’s refuge in that cathartic recklessness. If you’re not offended by Adam’s brand of roguish whimsy, congratulations, you’re probably not offended by much. If you are offended...give it a second. Still Broke has every kind of joke, from cheeky wordplay to raunchy overshares, referencing anything from Bill Cosby to enhancement pills. There are no sacred cows, no ceremony to stand on, no time to explain the humor and no effort to assess the damage. Adam employs the law of averages, or more aptly, the LOL of averages. His satirical chutzpah is framed by endurance. Adam Hunter is focused. After a joke, he’s on to the next one (and the next one). There’s pace and perseverance as Adam Hunter goes against the grain. Cringe, groan, or scoff as you may, the funny keeps coming, towards you, for you. Still Broke provides waves and waves of deviant debauchery. Eventually it’ll get you, by shock or by wit or by unflinching realness. It’s only a matter of time. Language: English. Narrator: Adam Hunter. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/roar/000696/bk_roar_000696_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Good, Bad and Just Plain Silly Dad Jokes: A Terribly Funny Book of Father's Day Jokes, Puns, One-Liners, Wordplay and Knock Knocks (Gifts for Dad) , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 17min
Discover the ultimate collection of dad jokes for dads who think they are funny!Are you running out of silly dad jokes for your kid’s sleepover parties? Are your bad dad jokes supplies running low?Do you need a dad joke book full of terribly good and tremendously bad dad jokes? Introducing the dreadfully good joke book for dads and their kids! Now, you can start embarrassing your children and your wife with a fresh batch of hilarious dad jokes that will make everyone groan and roll their eyes.Hayden Fox, the author of this dad joke book, is a schoolteacher and veteran parent with an endless supply of ridiculous dad jokes - ranging from mildly funny to sizzling red-hot-sauce-grade hilarious. Top three reasons to choose this dad joke book for kids and their dads: Show off your great sense of humorThere’s nothing better than a really good bad dad joke. It makes everyone laugh and lightens the mood on any occasion. From parent-teacher conferences (proceed at your own risk) to camping trips, Boy Scout adventures, and family vacations, a good dad joke will get the job done. Tons of different ways to break the iceHave you ever found yourself in an awkward social situation? Need a quick zinger that will break the ice? Go into your little book of big laughs and find the perfect dad joke for your coworkers, distant relatives, or kid’s sleepover buddies.Surprise your father, grandfather, or friendIf you are looking for funny dad gifts, gifts for new parents, new dad gifts for men, or a special Father’s Day gift for your boyfriend, husband, father, or grandpa, look no further. Our joke book for adults! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Ross Pipkin. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/209850/bk_acx0_209850_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Asshats to Assets: How to Turn Crappy Jobs into Career Gold , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 104min
Do you want to escape from that crappy job that requires you to wear a paper hat, name tag, or biohazard gloves? Would you like to learn how to deal with the asshats in your workplace and turn them into assets in your career search? Are you wondering what can possibly be gained from working for a micromanager or “bosshole” in the workplace?Asshats to Assets: How to Turn Crappy Jobs into Career Gold is a straightforward, funny, no-BS guide to how to turn the world’s worst jobs into the world’s best job skills. Free of pain and pop quizzes and with a side of life experience that will make you laugh and groan, you’ll discover: What the best thing about starting at the bottom isWhat your next and most important tattoo should be How to deal with a toxic workplace How to handle bad stuff on your résumé and in interviews And so much more! Each chapter includes a few easy-to-understand tips to help you improve your skills and find the way to win at the career game. By way of full disclosure, most of the chapters also include some humiliating recounting of a mistake or monumental screwup I have made in the hopes of saving you from similar embarrassment. Unless you are already the CEO of a Fortune 500 company or kind of like the way you look in that polyester uniform shirt and the name tag your boss spelled wrong, get ready to be the best you ever with Asshats to Assets: How to Turn Crappy Jobs into Career Gold. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Wendy Dwyer. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/126653/bk_acx0_126653_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Mrs. Jones the MILF 3-Pack , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 94min, (USK 18)
Oh, it's so thick, she moaned, lowering herself to her knees to inspect his member. She moved it between her hands delicately, causing Alex to throw his head back and groan. "Do you want me to suck it?" Meet Mrs. Jones, the hot divorcee with a massive rack and an insatiable appetite for younger men. She'll stop at nothing to seduce a man she wants, even if he's 20 years younger! This audiobook contains three steamy stories revolving around the sultry vixen that include college boy gangbangs, oral sex, titillating taboo hook-ups, impregnating creampies, anal action, and much, much more! Mrs. Jones: Taboo MILF Rick doesn't have the best sex life, but he's happily married to a sweet, sensible woman. Rick likes nice women, not caviar-guzzling yuppies like the infamous Mrs. Jones who lives down the street. Rick avoids her like the plague, but for a few hot summer days he gets stuck with his neighbor and her giant melons. Mrs. Jones: Neighborhood MILF Mickey is just your average college student, bummed that he has to spend his spring break with his parents instead of with his friends at the beach. But one look at Mrs. Jones across the street, and he suddenly remembers the naughty night they had together long ago. Mrs. Jones: 3 Against 1 Mickey's hometown buddies, Lenny and Alex, don't believe his outrageous story about Mrs. Jones. They demand to go meet her for themselves to put the tall tales to rest. What they find is one exceptional piece of tail after all. All characters in this story that engage in adult situations are 18 years of age and older. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Elliott Daniels. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/021355/bk_acx0_021355_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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You Are in Charge of Your Life, Hörbuch, Digital, 79min
Whatever happens, whatever prevails, whatever circumstances there are, you are still in charge of your life. Unless you are held at gunpoint which is highly unlikely then you make all the choices in life - even if it is a choice to follow someone else. If you do follow someone else as an easy option and it all goes wrong, then it's not them to blame; it is you who put your trust in them, even if they did something stupid. There's no getting away from the truth of the matter about yourself. By accepting responsibility in life, things do get better. The modern "blame culture" mentality is only for the low-life scumbags who see easy options and self-greed over actually living a life themselves and being a useful part of it. People who don't take charge of their lives are not to have as friends nor partners nor they re so struck with themselves that they have a selfish meanness and a short view of life. That's not to say the infirm or vulnerable don't need help and guidance.All the actions, successes, failures, deeds that come from your thoughts and actions are about you. Similarly it's important that you don't rely on those that can't make decisions as you will be constantly let down or services will not run efficiently. In short the people that can't take control of their lives aren't much good to humnanity which even involves some cultures and religions that forever moan and groan and complain and give nothing to society. A very interesting and informative audio download for those who want to get on in life and see a degree of clarity and future happiness. Language: English. Narrator: Mr John Stewart Rushton. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/lfal/000033/bk_lfal_000033_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Sweet Child of Mine
Guns N' Roses was quickly heralded as the greatest rock n roll band on the planet. During the late 80's and 90's the hedonistic rock gods Axl, Slash, Izzy, Steven and Duff scored sold out stadium concerts on the way to multi-platinum success. Appetite for Destruction still stands as the biggest selling debut album in rock history. During it all, original drummer Steven Adler stole hearts and headlines with his insane antics. But Steven was soon crippled by a tragic heroin addiction that led to him to being kicked out of the band he helped found. At the center of this maelstrom stood Steven's mother, Deanna Adler, the GNR-proclaimed "first fan" of the group. Deanna was there at the beginning in 1983, when school chums Steven and Slash were building their street cred on the Sunset Strip. Deanna witnessed it all but has never told her incredible story, until now. In honest, direct prose, Deanna gives an unflinching account of her son Steven's drug fueled ascent to becoming the co-founder of Guns N' Roses, and his subsequent fall to drugs and alcohol. In one of the most brutally raw, revealing books written on substance abuse, Deanna delivers a powerful, inspirational message of hope to anyone dealing with opioid addiction. Excerpt from Sweet Child of Mine: My darkest fears exploded when I found Steven in the center of the bathroom floor, naked, his body bent at an impossible angle. He was soaked in a pool of blood and mucus. His face was smashed beyond recognition, his mouth and chin looked completely caved in. I reached for my son and almost slipped on some pebbles strewn across the tile. Then I realized they were Steven's teeth. I dropped to my knees, crying hysterically. I heard a groan, then… "ma."- Shop: buecher
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