105 Results for : groan
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Jokes: 6 Books in 1: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Jokes and Stories for Adults , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 199min
Have you ever been in a situation where you need to lighten the mood, or just want a few moments to make your friends, family, or coworkers laugh? There's no better way to do that than by telling them a joke. Jokes, riddles, and funny stories are a time-tested method to put anyone in a better mood, or even impress that special someone by showing off your humorous side. Gathered in this six-book collection are some of the funniest, wittiest, dumbest, most groan-inducing jokes and stories that you and your soon-to-be-audience have ever heard. Be prepared to chuckle, snort, laugh out loud, and even roll your eyes at the jokes, stories, anecdotes, and riddles in this book. Warning: There are some...how should I put it? Less than work-appropriate jokes in here. Some may even be downright offensive to some people. Know your audience before telling some of these jokes or, at least, be open to the thought that not everyone has the same sense of humor as you do. (They're just wet blankets, though. They don't deserve to laugh at your jokes, anyway!) Please, enjoy! Note: This book may contain material that can be considered lewd or offensive. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Michael Hatak. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/097722/bk_acx0_097722_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Jokes: 3 Books in 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 99min
Have you ever been in a situation where you need to lighten the mood, or just want a few moments to make your friends, family or coworkers laugh? There's no better way to do that than by telling them a joke. Jokes, riddles, and funny stories are a time-tested method to put anyone in a better mood, or even impress that special someone by showing off your humorous side. Gathered in this collection are some of the funniest, wittiest, dumbest, most groan-inducing jokes you and your soon-to-be-audience have ever heard. Be prepared to chuckle, snort, laugh out loud, and even roll your eyes at the jokes, stories, anecdotes, and riddles in this book. Warning: There are some...how should I put it? ...less than work-appropriate jokes in here. Some may even be downright offensive to some people. Know your audience before telling some of these jokes or, at least, be open to the thought that not everyone has the same sense of humor as you do. (They're just wet blankets, though. They don't deserve to laugh at your jokes, anyways!) Please, enjoy! This book may contain material that can be considered lewd or offensive. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Michael Hatak. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/081406/bk_acx0_081406_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Inferno: Play to Live, Book 4 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 598min
The fabric of reality is bursting at the seams. The gnolls' negotiators are knocking at the gates of the Kremlin. Ancient half-forgotten gods take on a new lease on life as AlterWorld's avatars. A spark of the Creator's almighty will is still alive in the hearts of millions of players, obeying the impulses of their faith and knowledge while reshaping the Universe to suit their unspoken needs. Initially AlterWorld came complete with infernal planes. So how about confronting a few demons? Not the cartoon characters dreamed up by some game designer: These are the true spawn of evil, archdemons and princes of hell, the vengeful retributors that our faith has delivered unto this newborn world. Max has a lot on his plate. As a clan and alliance leader, he has to repay his debt to the gods and prepare for the upcoming battle for the First Temple. And still, how could he say no to a potential ally? Could he leave desperate fellow players without help? And how could he ignore the vast unclaimed territories just begging to be taken? Soon the volcanic wastelands of Inferno will shudder from the march of the steel legions. Its lands will awaken to the tramping of the countless mounts, players' pets, and familiars - and groan under the thunderous gait of the many assault golems. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Michael Goldstrom. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/024657/bk_adbl_024657_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Big Coloring Book of Silly Dad Jokes: Exceptionally 200+ Jokes! : Terribly Bad Dad Jokes , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 41min
200-plus super hilarious dad jokes for laughing loudly!Do you like cheesy, badly timed dad jokes?Do you think dad jokes are actually boring but still can't get enough?Dad is someone who does not express love to you directly. Guessing dad jokes is one of the ways they are trying to convey their love. This funny book is full of witty dad jokes that will make you cringe and groan. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Why did the cow jump over the moon? Why don’t you play practical jokes on a grizzly bear? And, why you will love this book?Well, to read and tell the jokes, kids' creativity and imagination can really be leveled up, let alone their reading comprehension and verbal skill. And this book is the perfect activity book that kids can share with their parents and laugh at the same time.The Big Book of Silly Dad Jokes for Kids is filled with curious and whimsical ideas towards life. With captivating illustrations and dry humor style, this book also gives you:Car trip chuckles to make you grin not just at home but on road trips, plane trips, and beyond.Budding comedians that kids will learn about setups, punch lines, and how to write jokes.Listening frenzy for anyone who loves jokes. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: William Timnick. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/215695/bk_acx0_215695_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Stop Moaning Hypnosis: Quit Complaining and Start Enjoying Life, with Hypnosis, Hörbuch, Digital, 33min
Stop Moaning - Quit Complaining and Start Enjoying Life, with hypnosisYou have your fair share of problems, and sometimes a little grumbling is called for. But when that grumbling turns into a continuous stream of nit-picking and fault-finding, your friends will all switch off. They'll stop listening, stop calling, and avoid you like the plague. You'll end up bitter, alone, and have no one left to complain to. There is a solution to your moaning misery. And that solution is called hypnosis.Find the Power to Moan No MoreThe Stop Moaning Hypnosis session will help you overcome your habit of criticizing and lift your life to enjoyable new heights! As you listen, the powerful hypnosis and NLP techniques will help you let go of your need to whine and bemoan everything in sight. You'll reprogram your mind to see life through a fresh, positive new lens, gaining a different perspective on the world around you. Your desire to groan will disappear, replaced by a healthier and more respectful outlook. Simply download the session, sit back and listen, to learn how to:Eliminate your need to constantly moan and nag!Reduce the stress levels in your life and feel happierEmbrace the positive person inside, rather than the negative complainerDownload Stop Moaning Hypnosis now to embark on a new life full of hope, promise, and no more complaints. Language: English. Narrator: Hypnosis Live. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/ispr/000244/bk_ispr_000244_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Only Diet That Always Works , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 57min
Although the shelves of bookshops groan with diet books, this one is called, mysteriously, The Only Diet. The excuse that Nathaniel Blix gives for claiming this name is that, really, there is only one diet. While other diet books dress up this basic regime in huge variety of ways, what they all aim for-or should aim for-is the same thing, and that's a healthy diet that's right for you. This entertaining little book strips such fancy programmes down to their bare essentials to reveal the basic diet beneath. Blix has removed all the prescriptive stuff about what you should eat for lunch and how many baked beans you can have for your dinner. A diet has to work for you, he says, not for some non-existent average citizen. The Only Diet is surely the most down-to-earth diet book on Earth. It doesn't contain any recipes and it uses only one technical term. Drawing from his own experience-he confesses to being a serial dieter-Blix knows how difficult it is to lose weight. In this book, he makes it easier for everyone to understand how their bodies work and the principles of weight loss. Armed with this knowledge and the zeal that Blix inspires, listeners of The Only Diet are well placed to achieve weight-loss and healthy-living success. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Ted Gould. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/026104/bk_acx0_026104_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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It's Not Fair: Learning to Love the Life You Didn't Choose , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 348min
Hey, you. Are you debating whether to destroy something with your bare hands or curl up on the couch for a decade or two? This book will solve all of your problems. (Sheesh, that's aiming a bit high.)This book is a cup of hot coffee, a ginormous bar of chocolate, or the magical fairy that comes over and does your dishes while you lie in the fetal position clutching a fluffy pillow. Sometimes when life falls apart the only acceptable response is hysterical laughter. When things get so far gone, so spectacularly a world away from any plans you made or dreams you dreamed, you feel it bubbling up inside of you and you scream, "It's not fair!" And it isn't. Fair is an illusion, and life is weird. This book will help you laugh at life's absurd backhands. This book is an empathetic groan of our collective unfairnesses. You might want to throw it across the room, and you might want to hug it like your new best friend. This book is about us sitting down together in our shared mess, taking a deep breath, gripping hands, looking the hard stuff in its beady little eyeballs, and bahahahaaing at it. Life's not fair, but we can learn to love this life we didn't choose. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Melanie Dale. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/hove/002083/bk_hove_002083_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Hookup , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 283min
A brand new smoldering romance audiobook from New York Times best seller JS Cooper.How do you know when you’ve found true love?Janie Ryan has always dreamed of meeting her Prince Charming - the one guy that will sweep her off of her feet and carry her away into the sunset. All she wants is the fairytale love, and she’s willing to change everything in her life to find and be with the one. Even if that means doing the unthinkable.He was a knight in shining armor according to himself.Nate Lexington is bossy, charming, handsome, and quite possibly the most annoying man I’ve ever met in my life. He’s also my best friend. He treats me like his little sister, and if he could run my life, he would. Only I don’t let him. Much to his chagrin. Nate thinks I live my life with my head in the clouds, and all he does is groan when I tell him about my quest for true love.He was the devil in disguise according to Nate.Dylan Mason is the sexiest man I’ve ever met in my life. I met and fell for him in a weekend. He swept me off of my feet, and my heart became his in an instant. He was a charmer, a rogue, a devious manipulator. I didn't care. He was the one I’d been waiting my whole life to meet. He was Mr. Perfection himself. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Meghan Kelly. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/140835/bk_acx0_140835_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Haley’s Humiliating Day: The Working Girl’s Domination: A Bondage and Domination Erotica Story: Haley’s Humiliation, Book 4 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 17min, (USK 18)
This is the fourth episode of haley’s humiliation, the new series from Suzy Carnie. Haley’s life is going along just like normal until an old boyfriend reenters her life and sets everything on end. Bit by bit this professional woman is transformed into a girl who thrives on humiliation, domination and loss of control. She has no idea how Joe can possibly overcome her better nature but it doesn’t seem like making choices is much of anything these days anyway! Warning: This ebook contains very explicit descriptions of sexual activity and includes rough sex, domination, submission, sex in public, work sex, humiliation, and more. Only mature adults who won’t find that offensive should read this novella. Here is a preview: He turned her around then and her front was pressed into the stone, her tits squashed against it painfully, as he lifted her ass with his hands and slipped into her cunt from behind. He fucked her wildly, and she was sure she would be scraped all up and down her body, but she could only groan and then cry out. “Oh God, oh yes, oh please fuck me, Josh, fuck me! Fuck your little whore!” She had no idea where the words came from but they were spoken and it seemed to drive Josh to move even faster and harder. His cock seemed to stroke every damn nerve inside hr pussy. Her body screamed for release. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Victoria Ward. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/153958/bk_acx0_153958_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Karen's Dad Jokes: The Bad, Funny, Clean and LOL Jokes for the Cool Dad , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 78min
Hey Dad, time to recycle some of your jokes.Dad: “It contains a million letters, ends with a letter E, and begins with a letter P. What is it?”Me: “I have no idea....”Dad: “Post office!”Me: :/Dad, with his one-liners, what he thinks to be clever plays on words, and groan-inducing, hand-hitting-the-face hilarity, will never think to not share what he deems a funny joke. He won’t just share it quietly nor elegantly, either. Dad will make every effort to entice us into his provocations while thinking they are completely normal and genuinely funny. We think Dad would definitely approve of the jokes here.Some are tried-and-tested, while others are modern and cool. This audiobook would make a perfect Father’s Day gift, birthday gift, holiday gift, or gift for any special occasion to celebrate Dad! These are a few of the silly, banal, absurd, ridiculous, and plain-old funny jokes that we have all heard Dad say one time or another. Discover funny new animal jokes along with the classicsSilly jokes about everyday matters, people, family, and thingsHilarious occupation jokesBad, cheesy, corny, repetitive jokes we all know, but hearing Dad say them just makes them all funnierClean but funny weather and nature jokesJokes and puns about famous people and events Laugh-out-loud sports jokes Downright silly book titles and authorsStart laughing by click on the “Buy Now” button! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Yabo Obien. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/144544/bk_acx0_144544_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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