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Zombies, Frat Boys, Monster Flash Mobs: & Other Terrifying Things I Saw at the Gates of Hell Cotillion: Snog Team Six , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 882min

Liam Reilly is an unattached, occasionally delinquent, teenage ward of the state. He lives in a university workshop. He rides a bike made of bamboo. His best friend is an AI named Eiann. Oh, he’s a genius, too. Liam is content with his life, until a demon named Narvicous Scalegrim Gorgonzola Grimmold Maximus the Terrible (Gerald for short) appears in his workshop eating Cheez-Its and twerking to Cardi B. When a bunch of frat boys open a gate to hell in their basement foosball lounge, it falls on Liam, Eiann, and Gerald to stop the demon army waiting on the other side. Liam — an avowed loner — is stuck working with a bunch of other social outcasts: Jeanie, a T-shirt entrepreneur; her excessively “woke” cousin Mitchell; their androgynous friend Jax a.k.a. Jax Vader a.k.a. DJ Max Spinz; and a mysterious, wise-cracking, East African ninja-assassin, Esmeralda — who also happens to be blind — except when she visits other dimensions; that’s a different story. Thrown together with a busload of Latinx children trying to escape a migrant detention facility and an underworld demigod, Liam and his lab partners — eww, please don’t call them friends — basically have to save the world. If they can manage to save each other first. Zombies, Frat Boys, Monster Flash Mobs is what you get when you take the supernatural capers of Jonathan Stroud’s Bartimaeus Sequence, add in the unabashed nerdiness of Hank Green’s An Absolutely Remarkable Thing, followed by a helping of the irreverent edginess of an Angie Thomas novel. Zombies, Frat Boys, Monster Flash Mobs is current. It is socially relevant. Don’t call it a sequel! It’s not. But it is a part of an interconnected world, the Snog Team Six Series, with some returning characters, reoccurring themes, not to mention some running jokes — if you are hip enough to get them, wink wink, nudge nudge. Challenge accepted? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Natalie Naudus. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/201949/bk_acx0_201949_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Welcome to St Hell

A groundbreaking memoir about being a trans teen. Lewis has a few things to say to his younger teen self. He knows she hates her body. He knows she's confused about who to snog. He knows she's really a he and will ultimately realize this... But she's going to go through a whole lot of mess (some of it funny, some of it not funny at all) to get to that point

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Price: 12.99 EUR excl. shipping

Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (2) – ‘It’s OK, I’m wearing really big knickers!’ , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 243min

Brilliantly funny, here is teenage angst author Louise Rennison’s second audiobook about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. What is the matter with my life? Why is it so deeply unfab? It's a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God… I think I have snog withdrawal My lips keep puckering up… I tried snogging the back of my hand, but it's no good… It's been over a week. I wonder if it's my nose… I have a HUGE nose that means I have to live forever in the Ugly Home. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Louise Rennison. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/hcuk/000670/bk_hcuk_000670_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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How to Have Great Sex , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 386min

When you want to buy or rent your dream home, you go to an estate agent. When you want to learn to cook, you buy a recipe book from TV's latest celebrity chef. But who is there for you when you want to learn about having great sex? Or when you want to revive a flagging sex life? How to Have Great Sex is the answer. This step-by-step guide takes you from the underrated pleasures of a good snog through to the best positions for having that quickie in a forbidden place and gives you all the advice you need on:How to initiate sex.How to talk dirty.How to give and get great oral sex.How to enjoy casual, safe sex.How to make love to the same partner for the rest of your life.Whether you are a novice wanting to move on from the basics of the missionary position, or an experienced lover aching to know how to pep up your sex life, you'll find it all explained between these sheets in explicit, intimate, fun and super sexy detail. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Andrea Powell. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/rhuk/001399/bk_rhuk_001399_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Getting Rid of Matthew, Hörbuch, Digital, 336min

What to do if Matthew, your secret lover of the past four years, finally decides to leave his wife, Sophie (and their two daughters), and move into your flat, just when you're thinking that you might not want him anymore? PLAN A: Stop shaving your armpits. And your bikini line. Tell him you have a moustache that you wax every six weeks. Stop having sex with him. Pick holes in the way he dresses. Don't brush your teeth. Or your hair. Or the stray hag-whisker that grows out of your chin. Buy incontinence pads and leave them lying around. PLAN B: Accidentally on purpose bump into his wife, Sophie. Give yourself a fake name and identity. Befriend Sophie. Actually begin to really like Sophie. Snog Matthew's son (who is the same age as you by the way; you're not a paedophile). Buy a cat and give it a fake name and identity. Befriend Matthew's children. Unsuccessfully. Watch your whole plan go absolutely, horribly wrong. Getting Rid of Matthew isn't as easy as it seems, but along the way, Helen will forge an unlikely friendship, find real love, and realize that nothing ever goes exactly to plan. Language: English. Narrator: Fenella Woolgar. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/orio/000170/bk_orio_000170_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Price: 9.95 EUR excl. shipping