53 Results for : maggots
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Dead Boy , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 359min
Fans of Neil Gaiman's The Graveyard Book will embrace this darkly funny debut novel about Crow, a dead boy who has a chance at friendship - and a chance at getting his life back. Crow Darlingson may be dead, but he still loves air hockey, bowling, and drawing. Like other kids, his mother makes sure he finishes his homework, and he always looks forward to Halloween. But Crow Darlingson isn't like other kids. He stinks. He's got maggots. His body parts fall off at inopportune moments. And he hasn't been able to sleep in years: not since waking up from death. Despite the maggots, Crow is lonely. When Melody Plympton moves in next door, Crow finally has a chance at friendship and a shot at getting his life back from the mysterious wish-granting creature living in the park. But first there are tests to pass. And it means risking the only friend he's had in years. Debut author Laurel Gale's story about friendship fulfilled may be the most moving - and most macabre - yet. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Robbie Daymond. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/lili/001919/bk_lili_001919_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Harvey Drew and the Bin Men from Outer Space: Harvey Drew Adventures, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 189min
When Harvey Drew unwittingly responds to an alien signal, he is transported to the Toxic Spew by the ship's computer, who promptly loses his return address. Even though none of the crew has ever met an Earthling, Harvey becomes Captain of the stroppy, pizza-obsessed crew, and has to save them from poisonous pink maggots, exploding space-rubbish and a multiple spaceship pile-up. Luckily, Harvey is just the boy to save the day! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Julia Barrie. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/howe/002034/bk_howe_002034_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Forensics: The Anatomy of Crime , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 681min
The dead talk. To the right listener, they tell us all about themselves: how they lived, how they died--and who killed them. Val McDermid uncovers the secrets of forensic medicine with groundbreaking research and her own experience. Along the way you’ll wonder at how maggots collected from a corpse can help determine time of death and how a DNA trace a millionth the size of a grain of salt can be used to convict a killer. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Sarah Barron. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/howe/002251/bk_howe_002251_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Punpkins for Cheap: A Grotesque Horror, Novelette , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 88min
Just in time for Halloween! Trick or treat?The first story is the trick. The second story is the treat. Punpkins for CheapThis book should never be listened to by anyone. It's gross and immature. It's almost as if a small child wrote it. If you enjoy poorly written dark humor, you might like this book. I mean, there's a chapter titled "Tampons Are Not Yummy". So use your imagination as to what kind of story this is. This book will get bad reviews (if anyone ever listens to it). I expect that. If I had to review it, I would say it was the dumbest book I have ever heard/wrote. However, it does make me laugh. (Oh yeah, it's kinda gross too.) At least it's short. Plus, it could be scary. What if maggots evolved and wanted to take over the world? A maggot has invaded Jimbo's brain. The maggot has plans to make baby maggots and sell them inside jack-o-lanterns.Plus a bonus story titled "Them Bones". "Them Bones" is the most disturbing story I have ever written. It is true body horror! Probably one of the most twisted and bloodiest stories I have ever written. No spoilers, but it's about a man who falls in love with a skeleton. The skeleton asks him to make her pretty. Proceed with caution. Mature audiences only two extreme short stories. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Ronald Young. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/206133/bk_acx0_206133_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Clot & Scab: Gross Stuff about Your Scrapes, Bumps, and Bruises , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 30min
Have you ever crashed your bike and torn up your knee? Or have you been hit in the face by a ball and gotten a big shiny bruise around your eye? Have any of your scabs ever oozed with gross-looking pus? Blood, bruises, and scabs are all part of your body's healing process. But sometimes you need a little extra help - from stitches, staples, or maybe even maggots and leeches! Hey, people do crazy things. Learn how your body repairs itself and what happens when something goes wrong, like getting gangrene (eew!). With lots of disgusting facts, this book tells all about the gross science behind your body's functions. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Intuitive. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/lrnr/000690/bk_lrnr_000690_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Even More Depraved: Becky's Depravity , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 22min, (USK 18)
Becky's Halloween has already been filled with sex. An encounter with the old man next door, sex in the backyard with costumed men - but she's still ready for more. Now, she pushes herself even deeper into the filth. Dressed in a sexy French maid outfit, she finds a complete stranger and lets him have her - not just in an alleyway but in a dumpster! Warning: This audiobook contains explicit and extreme descriptions of sexual activity including stranger sex and only mature adults who won't find such content offensive should listen to this audiobook. Here is a preview:She marched out the front door in her appealing French maid costume. Becky held her ostrich feather duster in one hand and a handful of lollipops in the other. As luck would have it, it didn't take very long for Becky to find something worthy of her interest. A dirty homeless man was rummaging in a trash can outside a Chinese restaurant. He was eating rice and noodles directly from the trash with his fingers. Grains of rice and other debris dotted his long scraggly beard like maggots on rotting flesh. In fact, Becky couldn't be sure that those white specks in his beard weren't maggots after all and not the fried rice that he shoveled from the garbage into his nearly toothless mouth. When she approached him, the man's odor told her that he hadn't bathed in months. She inhaled his essence and found it fascinating. He smelled worse than a backed up public toilet on a hot summer day. She inhaled again and smiled. This was something interesting. The man didn't even hesitate from his project when she drew close to him. Becky stared with open appreciation until he finally looked up from his fistfuls of rice and noodles. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Dana Campbell. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/014717/bk_acx0_014717_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Slag Attack , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 235min
A slag is what survivors are calling the slug-like maggots raining from the sky, burrowing inside people, and hollowing out their flesh and their sanity. Slag Attack features four visceral, noir stories about the living, crawling apocalypse. The Devastated Insides of Hollow City - Hack detective Shell joins in the insane search for a girl named Pearl, who just might hold the key to restoring order. Vincent Severity - A woman is taken hostage by a very severe man in a sleazy El Camino. Corpse Mountain - Two guys named Cobra and Commando chug gasoline and help build grotesque robots to save the world. All Alone at the End of the World - Re-introduces Shell in a radically different light, building to a ferocious conclusion. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Andersen Prunty. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/015156/bk_acx0_015156_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Michael Palin: Full Circle , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 710min
The third and most ambitious of Michael Palin's adventures is a voyage of epic proportions - the circumnavigation of the Pacific Rim. He travels for almost a year through the 18 countries that border the world's largest ocean, and is forced to negotiate mountains, plunging gorges, cross glaciers and dodge icebergs. Volcanoes also mark Palin's journey. He climbs one which has freshly erupted and follows great rivers like the Yangtze and the Amazon to some of the most remote places on earth. He also eats maggots in Mexico and talks to head-hunters in Borneo. Full Circle is the record of a journey of several lifetimes and of the colourful and beautiful world that stretches around the Pacific Ocean. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Michael Palin. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/bbcw/006242/bk_bbcw_006242_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Quickies , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 200min
Fictional audiobook of short stories. Adult content. Probably offensive. DJ Ass Maggots is a pseudonym for a doctor practicing Internal Medicine with an emphasis on geriatric care somewhere in Southern California. He lives a lifestyle of excess that would make most of his peers jealous - that is, if they knew. When he was born, when he will die, where he was born, and where he grew up are really not that important, but most authors display these facts. Well, if you really want to know, he received his MD in 1998 and his Internal Medicine Board Certification in 2001. He now practices hospital medicine and is the medical director of several skilled nursing facilities. But don't hold that against him. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Carter Jameson. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/016126/bk_acx0_016126_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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This Book Will Gross You Out (eBook, ePUB)
This Book Will Gross You Out is thoroughly disgusting, compulsively readable edutainment, filled with laugh-out-loud entries on the most revolting animals, the gnarliest things about the human body, and the foulest foods people eat. You will wince, you will giggle, and you might even heave, but you'll also probably learn something really cool about science and nature along the way. This book is full of all sorts of things you should not try at home, like preparing rancid shark meat, flinging poo for home safety, collecting belly button lint, eating live squid, rolling around in ants nests to get clean, and chowing down on scorpion lollipops. And there's more! You'll learn about tiny creatures that live in your eyelashes, the awful secrets to bad breath, a food that smells so bad it's illegal, beetles that shoot firebombs from their backsides, exactly how much snot you produce in a day, wasps that turn roaches into zombies, a cheesy delicacy filled with squirmy maggots, and fish that communicate by farting!- Shop: buecher
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