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    Ladies and gentlemen! Are you bored with your dull and monotonous job? Do you feel you are wasting your life away? Do you dream of becoming creative and make a terrific impact on everyone? Do you want to make millions of people run away from their living rooms every few minutes? Do you want to know the secret to infiltrate the subconscious mind of customers? Do you want to blatantly tell great lies and get away with it? Do you want to sell snow to Eskimos or sand to desert dwellers? Then, look no further. Become an advertising guru and switch on your full creative potential. Enter the mysterious world of advertising and get a job so unique that it requires no age limitations, tough training sessions, or mental and physical qualifications. Prove your relatives, teachers, and friends who would constantly accuse you of being brainless wrong. Sounds great, doesn't it? Everything you wanted to know about how to become a great advertising guru, but didn’t know whom to ask is available right here in this audiobook. It contains the most comprehensive specifications and do’s and don’ts for every aspiring advertiser. So, let us get started. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Douglas Scott. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/173425/bk_acx0_173425_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    My name is Donovan Belmont and I'm everything a guy wants to be. I'm rich. I'm good looking. I'm brilliant. And I'm still only 21 years old. If I'm who every guy wants to be, I'm who every girl wants to be with. That includes you. Because I not only look good; I am good. At everything. If you know what I mean. If you don't know what I mean, I don't really care. Whether you have a brilliant mind (I doubt it) or are a brainless idiot (like most girls with whom I spend my nights), I'm only interested in sex. Good sex. For me, anyway. And then I'm out and on to the next one. If you don't like what I'm saying, oh well. You'd still probably let me screw you. Just don't expect anything more. I'm far too busy between finishing up my time at Harvard and making millions for my boss; a very important, very private guy. The kind of guy who makes things happen. Through guys like me. Sometimes bad things. But I'm cool with that. As long as it keeps me on top... ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Elliott Kane. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/053789/bk_acx0_053789_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    My name is Donovan Belmont, and I'm everything a guy wants to be. I'm rich. I'm good looking. I'm brilliant. And I'm still only 21 years old. If I'm who every guy wants to be, I'm who every girl wants to be with. That includes you. Because I not only look good; I am good. At everything. If you know what I mean. If you don't know what I mean, I don't really care. Whether you have a brilliant mind (I doubt it) or are a brainless idiot (like most girls with whom I spend my nights), I'm only interested in sex. Good sex. For me, anyway. And then I'm out and on to the next one. If you don't like what I'm saying, oh well. You'd still probably let me screw you. Just don't expect anything more. I'm too busy between finishing up my time at Harvard and making millions for my boss; a very important, very private guy. The kind of guy who makes things happen. Through me. Sometimes bad things. But I'm cool with that. As long as it keeps me on top.... ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Elliott Kane. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/053784/bk_acx0_053784_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Based on Rob Newman's live stand-up show and new BBC Radio 4 comedy series, his thought-provoking and wryly amusing new book explores the scientific breakthroughs that have turned received ideas of brain science upside down. After volunteering for a brain-imaging experiment meant to locate the part of the brain that lights up when you're in love, comedian Rob Newman emerged with more questions than answers. Can brain scans read our minds? Are we our brains? How can you map the mind? He argues that the dehumanising claims of most current neuroscientific findings derive not from science but from a combination of philosophical blunders and a version of evolutionary biology that owes little to Darwin. He questions why brain science books are devoted to such a peculiarly pessimistic worldview when really exciting advances in neuroscience go untold, such as awe-inspiring discoveries about the origins of memory in ancient oceans. Newman offers up fascinating examples showing that our brains are inextricably and profoundly intertwined with our bodies, the natural world and the world we have made, including hilarious accounts of his own participation in neurological experiments. Debunking common, even brainless interpretations of brain science, he celebrates the more intriguing and underreported advances in neuroscience in his signature nonconformist, charming and witty voice. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Robert Newman. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/hcuk/002856/bk_hcuk_002856_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    I am not going to complain to you about my life. We’ve got zombies. They are not the brainless, rotting creatures we’d been led to expect. Unfortunately for us, they’re just as smart as they were before they died, very fast, much stronger than you or me, and possess no internal editor at all. Claws. Did I mention claws? I kill them for a living, but it’s as much a vocation as a freelance career choice. It helps me, helps my neighborhood, and the people I consider to be my family of choice. What’s more? I’m really good at it. My life had a nice rhythm, and I'd almost gotten used to it, but the military bungled an attempt to wipe out an organized bunch of undead near a major commuting route into DC. The formerly-human survivors relocated. Now they’re less than an hour’s stroll away from where I live. The new Zombie Overlord is smarter, crazier, and much more well-equipped than anyone we'd dealt with in the past. We have something he wants, badly. I know he's going to come and get it and try and wipe us out in the process... men, women, and even the children. I'd seen it done before elsewhere for lesser reasons. This is my home. These are my people, my family. This is personal. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: David Stifel. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/016423/bk_adbl_016423_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Christopher Moore, much beloved scrivener and peerless literary jester, now takes on no less than the legendary Bard himself (with the utmost humility and respect) with a twisted and insanely funny tale of a moronic monarch and his deceitful daughters, as seen through the eyes of a man wearing a codpiece and bells on his head. Pocket has been Lear's cherished fool for years. So naturally Pocket is at his brainless, elderly liege's side when Lear demands that his kids swear to him their undying love and devotion. Of course Goneril and Regan are only too happy to brownnose Dad. But Cordelia believes that her father's request is kind of...well...stupid, and her blunt honesty ends up costing her her rightful share of the kingdom and earns her a banishment to boot. Well now the bangers and mash have really hit the fan. And the only person who can possibly make things right . . . is Pocket. Now he's going to have do some very fancy maneuvering: cast some spells, start a war or two - the usual stuff - to get Cordelia back into Daddy Lear's good graces, to derail the fiendish power plays of Cordelia's twisted sisters, and to shag every lusciously shaggable wench who's amenable to shagging along the way. Pocket may be a fool...but he's definitely not an idiot. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Euan Morton. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/harp/001797/bk_harp_001797_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Frugal Warrior Are you one of those brainless sheep that accumulates all kinds of crap you don't need just because you saw it on sale at a store or on TV? Do you watch rap videos and wish you had a ton of gold jewelry, a sports car, a pimped out "grill," a giant house with a $1,000 monthly air conditioning bill, and a swarm of gold diggers twerking in close proximity to your face? Or are you an aspiring frugal warrior, satisfied with a simple life, who feels a little piece of your soul get murdered every time you pull a plastic card out of your wallet? If you are, and you're sick of how bloated your monthly bills have become, this training manual will set you back on the path to frugal freedom. Crouching Costs? Hidden Savings? Many people try to save money by doing painfully mundane and inefficient tasks like clipping coupons or growing their own vegetables. But the big costs in life are where the real money is saved, saved most painlessly, and often these big costs lie in stealth without you even realizing it. On top of that, old-fashioned personal finance gurus often recommend archaic practices that could cost you a Ferrari worth of hard-earned money in your lifetime. For example, one of the most expensive things humans do is save money. In the book, you'll find out why. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Stephen Acconcio. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/067770/bk_acx0_067770_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    This is me in all my glorious and pathetic splendor, I'm the result of treacherous fate. This life is something that I could have never guessed. A choice that I would never have made, a shotgun-suicide that I would have never committed. Who would ever choose to become a brainless zombie begging for brains? No one in their right mind would do such a despicable thing. Boring sheep! All of them, I say. Quite unfortunately for me I'm not just anyone. Most certainly I'm not a conformist and not the average Joe. When it comes to life, I like it hard and sexy all the way to hell even if it's for my own misfortune. Mother didn't raise no losers, if failure is my destiny then I shall majestically fail in such an epic way that no one will ever be able to forget my tragic ending. For this is my righteous destiny and my glorious descent to the fiery pits of hellish damnation. This most precarious choice has a name. Her name is Julia, the reason for all my predicaments and failures. No, I'm not even selling it short. Everything happened because of her! The she devil! But what if life could be different? Could it all be something else? The what if and the maybe not, the unsolved enigma of my sweet life. This is the relentless question that I cannot answer. Just yet.... ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Marlin May. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/069728/bk_acx0_069728_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Three adventure stories for kids in 1 brief bundle. Story 1: Cheryl the Chicken learns about a new thing going on at the farm: Chickens are being eaten. Her previous, naïve brain couldn’t comprehend such a horrible occurrence, but this time, she realizes the seriousness of the situation. Read about a chicken who thinks of clever ways to outsmart the farmer and plan an escape route for her and her sister chickens to a land with roosters and freedom.Story 2: When Sawyer’s house burns down after a sudden, unexpected zombie attack, he is on a mission to get two things: Revenge and money. He wants his life back, and he wants to kill the brainless zombies who forced him to give up his lifestyle. When he sets out on a small journey, he finds out more about the background of the zombie outbreak and the task ahead; but the task ahead isn’t as easy as it looks.Story 3: Lennux is a vampire, but he doesn’t want to stay in his own bubble. He is at that age, 121, that he wants to find a female partner, but he has a hard time finding the right one. Has he tried the humans yet? Not yet. Nicolai, a fellow vampire, invites him to spy on the humans to see what the vampires can learn from them. But is that really the reason Nicolai sends him over there, or does he have a hidden agenda? Find out now by listening to this fun book! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: John H Fehskens. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/101444/bk_acx0_101444_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    With more and more people realizing the need to exercise, gyms are cropping up at every nook and corner, roads are occupied by recreational runners and yoga schools have an enviable waiting list. But along with this has grown the number of injuries and disillusionment at not getting 'results'. This leads to fads. It's the exact same place 'diet' was five years ago when Rujuta wrote her first book, Don't Lose Your Mind, Lose Your Weight. The basic problem is the complete lack of understanding about exercise, how it works and how to make it work for you. Through this book Rujuta tackles pretty much every myth and fad to do with exercise, demystifies exercise for everyone and presents it as not a brainless activity but a science which has the potential to combat all lifestyle disorders, including diabetes and obesity, way better than any drug. Strength training, cardio and yoga get a detailed chapter each along with their pre- and postworkout meals, an often neglected but crucial aspect. So whether you are a beginner or want to take your workouts to the next level, the sample training schedules and real-life workout examples with analysis and modifications will bridge the gap between knowing and doing and ensure that you are in a position to start and/or progress with a sensible, doable and wholesome exercise plan. PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your My Library section along with the audio. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Farah Bala. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/028514/bk_adbl_028514_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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