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Jagged Edge , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 663min

I don’t want Jason Vega. Not at all. It’s the worst idea ever. Ah, hell... Jason is handsome. Smart. Dangerous. Hot. He’s goddamn gorgeous - but he’s also sleeping on the street, hanging out with the local biker gang, and selling his body for a living. Our lives, our paths, couldn’t be further apart. I’m crawling toward the light while he’s falling into the dark. But it doesn’t matter how different we are or what logic dictates. I really shouldn’t want Jason Vega - but I just can’t stop. He’s under my skin and sinking deeper.... Trigger warning: violence and sexual abuse. This is a M/M (gay) romance that tells the story of Jason and Raine, who appeared in the Damage Control series. It is super hot and angsty and violent but with a guaranteed happily-ever-after. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Teddy Hamilton, Iggy Toma. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/podm/001120/bk_podm_001120_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Rayzor's One: Alien Bounty Hunters, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 219min, (USK 18)

Rayzor of Twelve, a lonely Bounty Hunter banished from his home world, is determined to follow his mission parameters: He must extract his target from a primitive planet called Earth with zero human casualties. His plan unfolds with precision, until a human female gets in the way. Rebecca doesn’t understand what the hell is happening. One moment she’s scared and alone in the spooky forest. Then a seven foot tall alien warrior is gazing at her with dark passion, his clawed hands touching her reverently. He’s kissing her, claiming her, and saying, his voice hoarse with emotion — that she is his bride. His bride? Wtf? This stranger is swoon-worthy, but…she doesn’t know his name, or what species he is and he’s kidnapped her, thrown her on his goddamn spaceship and now she’s speeding away from Earth to parts unknown. And he expects her to fall into his arms? Oh hell no. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Adam Gold. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/194318/bk_acx0_194318_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Evil Spark: Dark Magic Enforcer, Book 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 467min

I'd had less than a week to recover from an incident that left me half-dead. My body was battered and bruised in ways I can't even begin to describe. Dark magic use had consumed me, spat me out a husk of a man. I was little more than flesh and bone, weary to my very soul. So, of course, there was a knock at the door. My smile faded, happy face turning to tears, as Kate - a gorgeous vampire and the woman I lust over at every available opportunity - told me the news. Dark magic came to me as my eyes snapped to black and my tattoos felt fit to burst with the energy they channeled. I'm Faz Pound, a.k.a. Black Spark, Dark Magic Enforcer, and a goddamn wizard! I'll tear apart hell itself to get at anyone or anything that dares hurt the people I care about. Nobody messes with me or mine and lives. Nobody. Things are about to get nasty. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Gildart Jackson. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/007314/bk_tant_007314_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Micah: Damage Control, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 417min

Meet the Damage Control boys - set in the world of the best-selling series Inked Brotherhood. There's me: Micah Owens. Tattoo artist at Damage Control. No parents or siblings. A past that still gives me nightmares. And then there's her: Evangeline, the girl who saved my life and haunts my more pleasant dreams. Only she doesn't know who I really am, and telling her might well send her fleeing for the hills. She deserves better than a loser like me. She's pretty. She's clever. She's goddamn sexy and has a heart of gold. Which is why I can't tell her. A smile from her and I'll do all I can to make her mine - including pretending to be someone I'm not, someone worth having. Isn't love weird? Note: This is a stand-alone novel. No cliff-hanger. Warning: This audiobook contains graphic language, sex, and violence. Mature listeners only. Not intended for young listeners. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Tad Branson, Erin Mallon. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/podm/000470/bk_podm_000470_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Purrfect Magic: Whisker Witchcraft, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 218min

Magic is one thing. Three balls of fluff and fur are a completely different story.The prestigious and highly selective Jourdemayne Academy of Witchcraft only accepts 25 new students every year. But Harper Bishop has been virtually guaranteed her acceptance to the magic academy since the day she was born. One of the many perks of being the daughter of two legendary Warlocks.But attending the academy was never her dream. Magic, quite frankly, bores Harper out of her goddamn mind. She wants to get out, see the world, experience life in all its glory. Passing on the school isn't an option, however. So she arrives for her first day and begins the countdown to freedom.Until three tiny kittens start speaking to her telepathically.Which isn't normal, even for witches.Now it's not just surviving boring spell classes that Harper has to worry about. Something evil and powerful is coming to the Academy and only Harper and her magical kittens can stop it before it destroys everything in its path. What's the worst that could happen? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jeannette Smith. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/183765/bk_acx0_183765_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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A Tale of Two Airships: Take to the Skies, Book 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 508min

Bea and the crew of the Desire are back, and there's one fierce storm brewing on the horizon. When Isabella's old clan delivers a letter that sends their crewmate into a funk, Bea's suspicious. However, when they're intercepted by gypsies on the way to their meetup for the next smuggling job, her suspicions switch to pissed off. Yet none of that compares to the rage that ignites after Bea and their recon team return to the docks to find the Desire missing. Stolen. By those goddamn gypsies from Isabella's old clan. Which leaves Bea and her four crewmates stranded in Shantytown, home of redcoats who want them dead and Morlocks who want them deader. On top of that, she has no clue if her crew aboard the Desire is still alive. And once the Morlocks spot them in a bounty bar and put a price on their heads, if Bea doesn't find a way to the skies and fast, they're screwed six ways to sailing day with their home flying further and further out of reach. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Cari Scholtens. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/102565/bk_acx0_102565_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Pride: A Bad Boy and Amish Girl Romance: The Brody Bunch, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 408min

Just an innocent bet. Okay, well, maybe a bet to rob the three most virtuous girls in town of their purity isn't exactly innocent, but there's no way we could have known how it would all turn out. How much trouble it would bring. But what the hell were an Amish girl and her sisters doing in the middle of Bright Falls, anyway? I mean, it seemed almost too easy. She was a sheep and I was the wolf, and it was time for me to feast. I'm one of the Brody Bunch, after all. Middle brother of three, with a reputation for being a badass that came from more than just the fact that my father ran the biggest MC around before landing himself in prison. Sarah is the complete opposite not only of me but of everything I've ever known. She was supposed to just be a conquest - an easy one, even, given how innocent she was. How the hell was I to know that getting involved with her would change my whole goddamn world? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Eric London, Savannah Peachwood. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/006404/bk_tant_006404_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Seth: Damage Control, Book 3 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 554min

Life is a b*tch. Keeps screwing me over, and I take blow after blow, sucking it up, giving her the finger. Don't get me wrong: I love women. Especially one woman - Madeline. She's gorgeous, she's sexy, she's goddamn perfect. Plus - minor detail - she has a boyfriend already. Not that she'd want anything to do with the likes of me. Apprentice tattoo artist, former homeless person, covered in ink, without a penny to my name. And sort of cursed. I mean, I'd be lucky to run into a girl, any girl, on my way in and out of hospitals with the way life has been knocking me about lately. But I'm not lucky. Never was. Doesn't look like that's gonna change any day soon, either. Until the day the girl of my dreams literally runs into me. With her car. Life hates me, and if this isn't a clue, then I don't know what is. Stand-alone novel. No cliff-hanger. Warning: This book contains graphic language, sex, and violence. Mature listeners only. Not intended for young listeners. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Ava Erickson, C.J. Mission. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/podm/000544/bk_podm_000544_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Shameless , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 572min

USA Today best seller Brady What the hell do I know about raising a baby? Nothing. Not a goddamn thing. Yet here I am, the sole guardian of my niece. I'd be lost if it weren't for Katherine, the beautiful girl who seems to have all the answers. Katherine, who's slowly finding her way into my cynical heart. I keep reminding myself that I can't fall for someone when we don't have a future. But telling myself this lie and believing it are two different things. Katherine When Brady shows up on a Harley, looking like an avenging angel - six feet, three inches of chiseled muscle, eyes the color of wild sage, and sun-kissed skin emblazoned with tattoos - I'm not sure if I should fall at his feet or run like hell. Because if I tell him what happened the night his family died, he might hate me. What I don't count on are the nights we spend together trying to forget the heartache that brought us here. I promise him it won't mean anything, that I won't fall in love. I shouldn't make promises I can't keep. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Stephen Dexter, Brooke Bloomingdale. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/028233/bk_adbl_028233_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies: On Myths, Morons, Free Speech, Football, and Assorted Absurdities , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 301min

Hi. In your hands, right now, you hold the culmination of thousands of years of human intelligence, ingenuity, and brilliance. Now put your goddamn phone down and pay attention to my book. What is in my book, you ask? (I'm really glad you asked, by the way, because now I get to tell you.) "Time travel. Gay marriage. Sportsballing. Futuristic goggles that DO NOTHING. "Tiny brags from my publisher, stuff like: 'This is an uproarious, uncensored take on empathy, personal responsibility, and what it means to be human.' "Excessive brags about myself: 'An extraordinarily clever, punishingly funny, sharp-tongued blogosphere star, NFL player, husband and father, one-time violin prodigy, voracious lifetime reader, obsessive gamer, and fearless champion of personal freedom.' "Oh, and also an essay on the Pope's Twitter account. Honestly, if that doesn't draw you in, there's no hope left for humanity. I also give my own funeral eulogy, in case you were hoping I'd go away and die now! "So please, join me in the glorious art of windmill tilting by reading this 'collection of rousing, uncensored personal essays, letters, and stories' (I have no idea why that's in quotes). "Join the herd of Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies. "(You know you want to.)" ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Chris Kluwe. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/hach/001278/bk_hach_001278_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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